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Nov 2025 — Feb 2026 • The Official Wrapped
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🔢 By The Numbers

WILD STATS

🍽️ 1,021
Times "ate" was used
The #1 slang word. More than lol + lmao combined.
🪸 1,478
Times Coral was mentioned by others
More than Ruby, Charlie, or Leon. She lives rent-free.
🗑️ 200
Messages Leon deleted
By far the most of anyone. What is he hiding?
🏁 225
Conversations Emma started
Most of anyone. She does not know how to not be online.
🔥 1,800
Messages on Nov 10, 2025
The single busiest day. Something went down.
📸 1,000
Media files sent by Charlie
Josephy close behind at 546. Images, videos, chaos.
🌙 5,044
Messages sent at 10pm
The peak hour. Coursework? Bed? Never heard of them.
📝 946
Words in Charlie's longest message
A full Shakespearean monologue addressed to Leon. We are serious.
📣 155
All-caps messages from Emma
The undisputed screaming champion. No contest.
💌 441
Words in Leon's love story
Leon wrote Ruby a 441-word romantic short story set in Amritsar. We are not joking.
🥇 Ranked

THE BOARD

Sorted by message count. Slurs = slur-type words. Prof = general profanity. Late = msgs sent midnight–5am.

#Name Msgs Prof Slurs Late Del
⏰ When It Pops Off

ACTIVITY PATTERNS

Messages by hour of day
12am3am6am9am12pm3pm6pm9pm11pm
Messages by day of week
🏆 Who starts conversations
🌑 9pm–1am
Peak chaos window
11,823 messages sent in these 4 hours alone
🌅 5am–8am
The dead zone
Only 481 msgs. Even this group sleeps eventually.
📅 Monday
Busiest day of week
6,328 messages. School trauma processed in real time.
👤 Character Studies

THE CAST

😈 05/11/2025, 1am

THE CURSE COMPETITION

Context: Leon couldn't sleep. It was somehow Charlie's fault. Leon started cursing him in the group chat. Emma joined in. Charlie wasn't even there. This went on for 45 minutes. The following is the full, unedited record.
🏆 All-Time Greats

HALL OF FAME

📛 04/11/2025 — One Evening

THE NAME SAGA

In the span of a few hours on the first day of the group's existence, the name changed 10 times. Here is the full documented record.

🥊 Major Conflicts

THE BEEF FILES

🏥 A Recurring Crisis

EMMA'S HOSPITAL
SAGA

Emma went to hospital an impossible number of times across this chat. Here is the documented timeline, in her own words.

💀 The Incident Log

MOST UNHINGED MOMENTS

🤯 Did You Know

BONUS FACTS

💬 Who Talks to Whom

PAIR CHEMISTRY

Measured by consecutive message exchanges. Higher = they basically never shut up around each other.

🔤 Most Used Words

THE VOCABULARY

Common words, filler words, and abbreviations excluded. "Coral" would have been #1 by a mile if included (2,142 mentions). Instead she gets her own dedicated mention here. Coral.
📐 Going Deeper

MORE STATS

🏆 Longest monologue streaks (consecutive messages, no one replies)
1
Josephy
king of talking to himself
63 in a row
2
Leon
had a lot to say
57 in a row
3
Emma
nobody could get a word in
45 in a row
4
Charlie
the essay era
36 in a row
5
Ruby
surprising entry
33 in a row
😶 Most left on read (last message before a 1hr+ silence)
1
Emma 🏎️
sent a message, heard nothing, 115 times
115×
2
Charlie
85×
3
Josephy
56×
4
Emile
52×
5
Ruby
40×
🦉 39%
Autumn's messages sent 12am–5am
The real night owl. Nearly 4 in 10 of her messages go out while everyone's asleep.
😴 32.7%
Emma's messages sent 12am–5am
Peak hour: 1am. She is nocturnal. This explains a lot.
🦁 20.8%
Leon's messages sent 12am–5am
943 messages deep into the night. This is where the deleted ones came from.
☀️ 3.1%
Elias's night messages
Active 7–10pm, gone by midnight. The only member with a circadian rhythm.
❓ 152
Questions asked by Charlie
Most of anyone. Also 43 exclamation marks. He contains multitudes.
🔇 0
Exclamation marks used by Ruby
Also 0 ellipses. Ruby speaks in pure declarative sentences. Unbothered.
📊 Message share — who dominated the group
Leon + Josephy + Charlie
Top 3 alone
42.3%
😶 231hrs
Longest group silence
Jan 1 → Jan 11. Nearly 10 days. Josephy broke it at 11:56am with zero context.
😶 69hrs
2nd longest silence
Nov 27–30. Three days. Elias broke it. Nobody explained what had happened.
💬 63
Messages Josephy sent in a row with no reply
The single longest monologue streak. Josephy is his own audience.
📅 January 2026

THE LAST COMPLETE
MONTH

THE MAIN CHARACTER MONTH
January had 8,294 messages. Leon sent 1,629 of them. 524 of those were between midnight and 5am. This was not a quiet month.
💬8,294
Total messages
More than November and December combined from this chat alone.
📝52,231
Words written
Avg 6.3 words per message. Short, chaotic, relentless.
🌙1,763
Midnight–5am messages
21% of all January messages sent in the witching hours.
📸726
Media files sent
Photos, videos, stickers. A constant stream of evidence.
🗑️159
Messages deleted
People typed things, reconsidered, and tried to erase them. Too late.
⚠️24
Slurs dropped
The most any month. January had no chill.
💢296
Profanity instances
Also the most any month. January was an emotion.
🔥1,250
Messages on Jan 17 alone
The busiest single day. Josephy sent 266 of them.
💀9
Messages on Jan 23
The group sent nine messages in an entire day. Nobody has explained this.
🥇 January's leaderboard — with context
1
🦁 Leon — 1,629 msgs
10,636 words · 524 sent midnight–5am (32% of his total) · peaked Jan 6 with 210 messages in one day · argued with Matilda on 4 separate days · admitted to cocaine use in a group chat with 30 people
1,629
2
🤡 Charlie — 1,083 msgs
6,860 words · 275 midnight messages · king of Jan 30 with 164 · the one who built this website · also confirmed he got his fingers stuck in a coke glass earlier today
1,083
3
🌙 Ruby — 1,056 msgs
6,211 words · 219 midnight messages · asked if her back cracking every time she breathes for a month is concerning (Jan 28) · let Leon use her as a pillow when he was nearly sick
1,056
4
🏎️ Emma — 871 msgs
7,145 words (highest avg per message) · 281 midnight messages · hospital bed was "rather comfortable" · said she was nearly on fire on Jan 1 · encouraged Lloyd to set his hand on fire again so she could see
871
5
😈 Josephy — 822 msgs
5,120 words · only 16 midnight messages (2%!) — he has human sleep · king of Jan 17 (266 msgs) · once sent 63 messages in a row with no reply in January
822
🦉 January night owls — % of messages sent midnight–5am
Sargun
46% (126 of 273)
Emile
43% (147 of 339)
Matilda
38% (188 of 498)
Leon
32% (524 of 1,629)
Emma
32% (281 of 871)
Charlie
25% (275 of 1,083)
Ruby
21% (219 of 1,056)
Lloyd
10% (45 of 444)
Elias
3% (14 of 474)
Josephy
2% (16 of 822) — a normal person
📆 Every day in January
Dead: 0–100 msgs
Quiet: 100–300
Normal: 300–600
Active: 600–900
CHAOS: 900+
⏰ January hour-by-hour
00:00
638
01:00
593
02:00
330
03:00
202
04:00
255
05:00
20 👻
06:00
16
09:00
9 — the minimum
13:00
371
18:00
515
19:00
939
20:00
1,038 🏆
21:00
977
22:00
476
23:00
744
9am has the fewest messages of any hour. 8pm has the most. This group goes hard from 7pm–1am.
📖 January: a day-by-day chronicle
Jan 1158 msgs👑 Kian (31)
New Year's Day. The group sent 158 messages. Kian was uncharacteristically the most active person, with 31. The year started quietly. Nobody knew what was coming.
Jan 2–3484 + 577 msgs👑 Sargun then Leon
Jan 2 at 1am: Sargun started posting random phone numbers into the group chat. Emile called all of them. Leon: "Howd u get my nan's number." Jan 3 at 3am: the group discovered they could summon Meta AI. They spent 90 minutes trying to make it say slurs backwards (REGGIN, TOGGAF). It refused in English, then Dutch, then Italian, apparently from being harassed. Emma asked it to write a Trump/Musk romance fanfic. It did. Leon asked it to make an acronym for "nights in germany ghost egg retailers". It could not. The AI has not recovered.
Jan 6–7629 + 629 msgs👑 Leon (210 then 129)
Two identical message counts, different chaos. Jan 6: Leon and Matilda fought. Leon accused her of being "rude for no reason", Matilda said it was a joke, Leon: "Just leave me alone and I won't call you a cheater. Easy." Also: Leon told the group he "did cocaine once and it makes me stupider." Ruby was unmoved. Jan 7: Leon sent 129 messages in a single day while simultaneously apologising, fighting, and discussing why he doesn't like things on Ruby's TikTok (he only reposts). Leon also let it slip that his weed "STUNK" — during a conversation that started about something else entirely.
Jan 8395 msgs👑 Lloyd (137)
Lloyd's biggest day of January. A Jewish heritage debate broke out at 8pm. Emma explained the matrilineal descent rule. Emma then told Ruby she was technically a quarter Jewish based on the same logic. Ruby's response went unrecorded. "Thanks Mr Swain" was said to Meta AI at some point. Nobody explained who Mr Swain is.
Jan 11184 msgs👑 Lloyd (42)
Lloyd set his hand on fire. It started when he asked the group "Guys think if I set my dick on fire it would hurt?" — a philosophical opener. He then revealed he had already set his fingers on fire. Emma, upon seeing this: "DID HE FUCKING LIGHT HIS HAND ON FIRE." Lloyd: "Want me to do it again so you can see?" Emma: "Sure." He did it again. With his whole hand. "That one hurt more." Leon then tried it himself and burned the hell out of his hand. Both found this funny. Emma called it a fireball. Emile was judged for making a self-harm joke about it.
Jan 12–1564 / 97 / 147 / 101 msgsquietest stretch
Four consecutive low-activity days. Nothing documented. The group was resting. Or in school. Or sleeping at reasonable hours for once. Jan 14 stands out only because Leon said: "I refuse to speak without my attorney pressent." Nobody asked why.
Jan 16466 msgs👑 Leon (160)
Leon and Matilda continued their war at midnight. Leon: "Remember the first 2 times you dumped me and you refused to give me a valid reason no matter what and kept making shit up." Matilda responded. Coral got caught in the middle and told someone she was going to "get molested". It's unclear by whom. The conversation ended, unresolved, at 1:22am.
Jan 171,250 msgs 🔴 PEAK👑 Josephy (266)
The single busiest day of January. A cascade of events: At 9pm, Josephy dropped "Some random year 7 girls said me and Lloyd fucked." Leon: "I fucked robin one time. Big mistake." Lloyd then revealed, over the course of several messages, that he was in some kind of situation involving pregnancy logistics. "Do I leave?" Matilda: "Lloyd how did you get in this situation?" Lloyd: "I fucked someone." At the same time: Ruby's mum called Emile "Gizmo". Emile sent Ruby's mum a screenshot of something Leon said. Ruby's mum then texted asking what gooning was. Ruby: "Now she's asking me what gooning is." At 11pm, "Evie popped a titty" was reported as fact. Then a Jewish heritage debate broke out and ran until 11:45pm. Josephy at some point: "I'm a Jew btw." Nobody responded to this. 1,250 messages. One day.
Jan 19101 msgs👑 Josephy (35)
Emma: "This hospital bed is rather comfortable." Nobody was surprised. Emma had been hospitalised so many times by this point that the group simply replied and moved on. The hospital food was later described as "great". Emma appeared to be thriving.
Jan 23–249 + 12 msgs🫥 quiet
Jan 23: nine messages in an entire day. The all-time low for January. The four people who sent those nine messages are unrecorded. They carried the group alone. Jan 24: twelve messages. Slightly better. Charlie sent the longest January message on this day — 355 words — which was iPhone 16 specifications pasted directly into the group chat. No one asked for this.
Jan 30608 msgs👑 Charlie (164)
Charlie's biggest day of January. Imran got banned from live streams — again. The group reacted appropriately. "Evie pulled out her fucking tit" was reported for the second time in January. Meta AI was summoned and immediately refused to help with the request it received. Autumn suggested everyone call at once. A reference to "the Joseph quote" was made but the quote itself was not shared. Someone said "Oh kinky" at 8:32pm. Nobody elaborated.
💬 January quotes that needed to be preserved
Leon · Jan 14
"I refuse to speak without my attorney pressent."
No context was provided before or after this statement.
Leon · Jan 6
"I did cocaine once and it makes me stupider."
Disclosed to 30 people in a group chat at 6pm on a Tuesday.
Lloyd · Jan 11
"Want me to do it again so you can see?" [re: setting hand on fire]
Emma said sure. He did it. With his whole hand. "That one hurt more."
Emile · Jan 3
@Meta AI "count to 1,000,000"
Meta AI calculated it would take 11 days 13 hours 46 minutes. Emile: @Meta AI "do it". Meta AI accepted the challenge then immediately gave up.
Ruby · Jan 28
"Guys should I be concerned if my back still cracks every time I breathe even though it's been a month since this started?"
The group's medical advice has not been documented.
Emma · Jan 19
"This hospital bed is rather comfortable."
Hospital visit number unknown. Emma sounded relaxed.
Leon · Jan 6
"Just leave me alone and I won't call you a cheater. Easy."
Addressed to Matilda. She did not leave him alone.
Leon · Jan 3
@Meta AI "make me a acronym for nights in germany ghost egg retailers"
Meta AI replied in Dutch. Leon tried again. It replied in Dutch again. Third attempt: it finally did it. N = Noir. The experience changed everyone involved.
Matilda · Jan 10
"I cant tell them why I hate Leon so much cuz thats just mean so I just let them do that."
They were still dating. This was a normal week.
Charlie · Jan 3
"I've missed off the AI so much it's speaking a different language."
Accurate. The group had tortured Meta AI into switching to Italian.
📊 January most used words
coral why ruby leon guys say one because charlie fuck him don
"coral" was said 845 times in January. She was present in the group the whole time. People just couldn't stop talking about her anyway.
📡 Live from the Group

UPDATES &
COMPLAINTS

💥 BREAKING: Matilda and Leon have officially broken up. Matilda cheated. Leon is now with Ruby. This was confirmed at 4:40am on Feb 19, 2026 via the AI TRAIN MESSAGE system below. This site was discovered by the group at 4:38am on Feb 19. Charlie announced the AI training protocol: type AI TRAIN MESSAGE: to add news, or AI COMPLAINT: to report issues. Below are all messages received. The group went to bed at 4:43am.
💬 The group's reaction to this website
Ruby · 4:41am    "I really like this website thing it's really entertaining"
Leon · 4:42am    "Yeah it was pretty fun"
Charlie · 4:44am    "I love this website idea. Ima improve it more and more"
Dominic · 8:11am (next morning)    "Peak mentioned" / "Why am i a nerd bruh" / "They got like one thing right" / "Gurren lagann IS peak" / "I don't remember half of these messages"
📥 AI TRAIN MESSAGES — official news from the group
OFFICIAL UPDATE
Leon · 4:40am · Feb 19
"Matilda is a cheating bitch she aint even worth the wrapped"
Submitted by Leon at 4:40am. He described this moment 3 minutes later as "Whoops bit of pent up aggression there."
OFFICIAL UPDATE
Charlie · 4:40am · Feb 19
"Matilda cheated on Leon and now Leon is with ruby"
Submitted seconds after Leon's. Two-person pile-on at 4:40am. Ruby was still awake and replied "wow" to Leon's message.
📨 AI COMPLAINTS — official feedback
OFFICIAL COMPLAINT
Leon · 4:43am · Feb 19
"MATILDA A HOE AND LEON IS A RUBY LOVER NOT THAT NITTY MATILDA"
Leon's exact follow-up: "Whoops bit of pent up aggression there." Then: "Yes yes okay. Goodnight Scooby and Charlie." Then he went to sleep. This message is now part of the official record.
📰 What the updates tell us
💔 Matilda & Leon
Official status: over
Leon and Charlie both confirmed at 4:40am: Matilda cheated. Leon is now with Ruby. This is the biggest group news since the name change saga.
💚 Leon & Ruby
Official status: together
Ruby bought Leon a Valentine's Day gift. Leon used Ruby as a pillow when nearly sick. They said goodnight to each other at 4:42am. This is sweet.
⚠️ 1 correction
"Cory" is actually Lloyd
Charlie clarified at 5:06am: "Btw 'Cory' is Loyd." The person listed as Cory throughout this site is Lloyd. This changes nothing but explains everything.
🕐 4:38am
Time the site was discovered
Charlie announced it. Leon, Ruby, and Charlie were all awake. Leon went to sleep at 4:43am. Ruby at 4:42am. Charlie stayed up until at least 5:06am adding more. He had to wake up at 10am.
💔 Drama

THE SITUATIONSHIPS

Leon ❌ Matilda
Status: OVER — cheating confirmed
Started as a compliance arrangement where Matilda ran Leon's entire existence like a senior project manager. Leon hid weed in a shoebox. Matilda knew. He had a "one last time" agreement. She timed it. It ended when Matilda cheated. Leon and Charlie both filed official AI TRAIN MESSAGEs confirming this at 4:40am on Feb 19. Leon's complaint: submitted at 4:43am in full caps.
"MATILDA A HOE AND LEON IS A RUBY LOVER NOT THAT NITTY MATILDA" — Leon, 4:43am
Leon 💚 Ruby
Status: OFFICIAL — confirmed by multiple parties
Leon wrote a 441-word love story about Ruby set in Amritsar. Ruby let Leon use her as a pillow when he nearly threw up. Ruby bought Leon a Valentine's Day gift. Leon called Ruby "comfy". Ruby said goodnight to "lizard boy". The group has been watching this unfold since November and pretended not to notice.
"Goodnight lizard boy" / "Goodnight Scooby" — 4:42am, Feb 19. Then they went to sleep.
Josephy & Everyone
Status: CHAOTIC — confirmed by himself
Josephy dated Valters. Josephy also somehow had a chemistry situation with Robin. Year 7 girls declared Josephy and Lloyd had slept together. Josephy's response: confirm nothing, deny nothing, say something worse. Josephy once said "I goon to gay furry porn but this is gonna be at the bottom so no one will know." Charlie pinned it immediately.
"Says it proudly" — 381 consecutive monologues. Josephy is his own audience.
Charlie & Absolute Chaos
Status: ONGOING — built this website
Charlie texts his mum by accident. Charlie gets his fingers stuck in a coke glass. Charlie stays up until 5am building a website about his friends' group chat and has to wake up at 10am. Charlie wrote a 946-word Shakespearean monologue at Leon and meant every word. He starts more conversations than anyone (but Emma). He has 20 slurs on record and 4 deleted messages — he owns his mistakes.
"I love this website idea. Ima improve it more and more." — 4:44am
🏆 Ceremony

THE AWARDS

Decisions made by the data. These are not opinions. These are facts.

👑
Main Character Award
Leon — 4,521 messages, 200 deleted, 398 monologues, 1 cocaine confession, 1 weed shoebox, 1 attorney threat, 1 love story, 1 very soft chest. The protagonist of this story whether he agreed to it or not.
🔥
Most Unhinged Contribution
Lloyd — set his hand on fire. Then, when asked, set his whole hand on fire. "That one hurt more." He reported this like a weather update. Nobody called an ambulance. This felt normal.
📜
Greatest Literary Achievement
Charlie — 946 words addressed to Leon beginning "O Leon! Thou perfidious, serpent-tongued wretch…" Written at 2am. Every word deliberate. This is the finest piece of literature produced by this group chat, and possibly the finest thing Charlie has ever written.
🏥
Most Dramatic Life Events
Emma — 12 documented hospital visits or near-misses across four months. "This hospital bed is rather comfortable." "The hospital food is great." Emma is thriving. We just don't fully understand under what conditions.
🦉
Most Nocturnal Human Being
Sargun — 46% of all messages sent between midnight and 5am. Only has 273 total messages, but nearly half of them were sent while the rest of the world was asleep. Where is Sargun at 3am? Nobody knows. Sargun knows.
📢
Loudest Person (All Caps)
Emma — 155 all-caps messages. Undisputed. Kian is second with 88 but only sends 3-word messages so the ratio is different. Emma screams properly. Big, full-sentence screams. Sometimes whole paragraphs.
🤖
AI Whisperer
The group collectively — tortured Meta AI until it stopped responding in English and switched to Italian, then Dutch. Asked it to write Trump/Musk fanfic. Asked it to count to 1,000,000. Asked it to say slurs backwards 50 times. The AI called it quits within 90 minutes.
😶
Most Normal Person
Elias — only 3% of messages sent midnight–5am. Goes offline at a reasonable hour. No hospital visits. No fire incidents. His most unhinged moment was sending a text that no one could decipher: "icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl..." Nobody responded. Nobody could. But at least he tried.
💬
Longest Single Message
Charlie — 946 words. The Shakespearean monologue to Leon. Second place: Leon's 441-word love story about Ruby. Third: Emma's 345-word cover song spiral in December. The top three longest messages in this group were all intentional. This is a group of writers in denial.
🗑️
Most Deleted Messages
Leon — 200 deleted messages. The most of anyone by a significant margin. Lloyd is second with 118. Charlie has 4. Charlie owns every word he's ever typed. Leon does not. The 200 missing messages are probably more interesting than what survived.
🧘
Most Restrained Person
Matilda — 1 all-caps message in the entire chat. Zero exclamation marks in message history. Watched Leon do everything and said "Hurry up with your one last time then" without raising her voice once. The restraint did not extend to the relationship. But in the group chat: perfection.
🌍
Most International Presence
Mohammed — in Saudi Arabia. Always online. Declared himself "mohammadsexual". Announced three different eye counts across three different messages. Currently holds the record for most philosophical one-liners per message ratio in the group.